Just have to get a few things off my chest…

Hot Girl Summer

I got new boobs and tattoos, but not the fun kind. Leading up to…

Happy Fucking Birthday

‘How’s your birthday?!’ My dad called into the phone in his kind, somewhat sing-song…

Boob mugshot

‘I think you have enough belly fat to make two (boobs).’ Words I never…

How to spoil yourself

Somehow a week went by since my consultation. I’ve been one part zombie walking…

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*no assholes